Yeah, yeah. Only on the internet can you can buy something as weird as thousands of bugs. But ladybugs are a great natural garden pesticide, eating aphids, leafhoppers, and other harmful bugs. Of course, there’s also a prank or two you could pull with a bag full of a few thousand flying insects…
Can you imagine a cuter way to make your data portable? These anthropomorphized pieces of toast and their toaster USB hub home is guaranteed to make anyone smile. Each piece of toast has a 4GB capacity, and the hub also doubles as a card reader.
There’s two types of people in the world: ones that like the centers of a brownie, and ones that like the edges. If you’re one of the latter, this is the pan for you. This brownie pan will leave you with nothing but crisp, crunchy edge brownies. And it comes with a perfectly sized spatula for getting them out.
Give your opponents a face full of snow with this snowball launcher. Simply add snow to the packing chambers and close the lid to form perfectly sized snowballs. Load one into the muzzle, pull back on the slingshot, and let ‘er rip!
Go for a literal interpretation when you give your heart to that someone special. This beautifully crafted silver human heart necklace is as anatomically correct as it gets, and is a fun, albeit morbid, twist on a traditional heart necklace.
Look at that monkey glide through the cheese with the greatest of ease! This talented little primate will cut your pizza for you, and his legs actually move as you cut, making it look like he’s propelling the cutter himself. You’ll find yourself cooking pizzas solely to watch him do his tricks.
Don’t you love it when a van comes together? This awesome tent looks just like a 1965 Volkswagen bus, and fits four people. It’ll blend in equally at Burning Man or the backyard. Groovy!
Make those mopey days a little more bright with this umbrella. Disguised as a regular old black umbrella from the outside, you’ll have blue skies smiling at you from the inside. Nothing but blue skies from now on.
Create a personal light show in your shower! This cool showerhead produces seven different colors, gradually changing between them as you shower. The water pressure itself powers the LEDs inside, so no batteries or plugs are needed.
Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…Superman socks. Donning little capes, these socks might not give you the powers of a Kryptonian, but they’ll make you stand out more than a mild-mannered newspaper reporter. Also available are caped Batman and Wonder Woman socks.
Who doesn’t like waffles in nontraditional waffle shapes? With this flashy waffle maker, you can bake four individual heart-shaped waffles on popsicle sticks. Each waffle maker comes with 50 wooden waffle sticks, a metal shaker and a batter measuring cup.
Hipster bingo is kind of an indie game, you’ve probably never heard of it. Each person gets a card, and you mark off spaces as you spot them on nearby hipsters, like cans of PBR, vinyl records, fu manchus. Just don’t tell everyone about it, or it won’t be cool anymore.
This nifty silicone horn amplifier will add about 13 dB of sound to the normal volume of your iPhone without any power source. This would come in useful for an apocalyptic situation, where the power grid has collapsed, yet you want to share the new Bruno Mars album with the other survivors. Or at the beach.
Make that next birthday cake look extra unique with candles that burn with colored flames. The flames on these candles burn in blue, orange, red, white, purple, and green. The miracles of modern science wow us again.
These lightsaber ice pop molds are the, ahem, coolest way to make an ice pop. Made to resemble Star Wars lightsabers, the hilts even include LEDs to light up your frozen treats. Each set includes two Luke and two Vader lightsaber hilts.
Hey, it’s that ubiquitous cup that always accompanies a college party. Wait, no it’s not. It’s a koozie holding Keystone, Natty Light, or another ubiquitous beer that always accompanies a college party.
There were a lot of visored helmets during the Medieval ages: the Sallet, the Burgonet, the close helm, the Armet, etc. Can you imagine swordighting a dude and barely being able to see? Anyway, this helm has a visor that can tilt up out of the way during milder weather.
Everybody loves miniature golf. Take it with you with The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf. This nifty book has 3D courses built into each page, with obstacles and all. Even cooler, the ball travels to the next course when you sink it in. Each book comes with a putter and two balls.
Flower power! This cute USB hub will help keep your home, dorm or office space organized. Each tulip-shaped USB 2.0 port has a flexible stem and will expand the number of USB ports for your non-tulip shaped computer. And they don’t even need to be watered. DON’T WATER THEM!
This Mr. Tea Infuser is an easy and fun way to prepare your tea. Just load this little man’s silicone trousers up with tea leaves and let him sit back in your cup as he does all the work. Have you ever seen someone work so hard while looking so relaxed?
Raise a subtle middle finger to the man’s corporate agenda by punching guitar picks out of their credit cards. This punch will create a standard 351 size guitar pick-sized punch straight through up to 0.9mm of meaningless, consumer-driven plastic.
The Thirst Aid Drink Pouch looks just like a saline drip, but you can fill it with your favourite energy drink. The pouch will stand up like a bottle when full, and can be folded up when empty. Great for camping, or to fit a vampire motif.
If you want your offspring to be the hero of Hyrule, the least you can do is have them dress the part. This fully cotton onesie is made to look just like Link’s standard outfit. Just don’t give them a sword until they’re a little older.
Life would be a lot safer if everything was gummy. Measuring 7 inches tall and 3 inches wide, this huge gummy bear lamp looks and feels just like the iconic candy. Squeeze its stomach to turn on a high-powered LED, illuminating the room in delicious gummy light. This isn’t edible, so don’t even try it.
As seen on Ellen, this magical product starts off as grain-sized powder. Once water is added, however, it quickly grows to 100 times its original size in seconds, turning into white, powdery snow. It can even be reused: let the snow dry out and put it away for later use. One 3.5 oz jar makes 2 gallons.
You know how you feel invincible when you get real drunk? How you feel like money doesn’t matter because you’re super rich? How you want to go fight crime with your lasso of truth? …Superhero shot glasses.
Help Mario save the Mushroom Kingdom (or, conversely, help Bowser destroy it) in this video game-inspired spin on classic chess. Featuring 32 highly detailed, hand-painted pieces, this Super Mario chess board is a great alternative to staring at a tv all day.
Are you a heartbreaker? Dream maker? A love taker? Then this isn’t for you. Great for wedding photos, Valentine’s Day, or any rainy day, this heart-shaped umbrella will fill an otherwise dreary day with love. Available in pink, purple, or red, there’s a color to fit any outfit.
Why should cooking s’mores over an open fire be just a camping thing? This indoor/outdoor s’mores maker creates a convenient tabletop flame that you can roast your marshmallows over, and includes four perfectly sized s’mores holders for you to assemble the perfect treat.
What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. This realistic moon night light will glow to show all the phases of the moon. Included is a remote that can turn the light on or off, or cycle through the phases. Not recommended for werewolves.
May the hot water be with you. Wearing this 100% cotton robe, you will be a spitting image of Yoda. Or at least a Yoda that’s a few feet taller, looks like a human, and is wearing a Yoda bathrobe. Close enough.
Over on Hoth, they’ve come up with some unique ways to clean off the morning ice buildup on their snowspeeders: severed Wampa arms. The claws never go dull, and the thick skin always keeps your arms warm and toasty. Get your own wampa ice scraper today!
Did you have one of these when you were young? Well, they’re back! This recreation of a classic toy will play ten timeless melodies. Reminisce about the old days while rocking out to “twinkle twinkle little star” with the same toy you remember.
Why hasn’t anyone thought of this earlier? This double decker serving bowl conveniently houses the dip above the chips, right where it should be. And it looks beautiful, made of a polished metal alloy with a modern look. It’s definitely a conversation starter.
These 13-gallon trashbags are printed to look like a couple of innocent goldfish swimming in water. Imagine what your neighbors will think when they see you throwing bags upon bags of goldfish away every week.
You’ll blend right in with the guy holding the “need cash for alcohol research” sign when you’re wearing this vagabond beard winter hat. The beard itself is attached to the hat by two buttons, so you can detach it at any time if you need to slip back into normal society. But what really is “normal”, anyway?
If you were born before 1980, you’ll agree there was no better way to pronounce your love for someone than to give them a mix tape. The mix tape for the modern age, this USB key is 128MB, enough for 15 handpicked songs, and even comes in a cassette box with space to write out the playlist.
Did you know there are child bodybuilding competitions? It makes child beauty pageants look normal. If that’s your thing, you’re gonna need to get your kid pumping iron early. This dumbbell-shaped baby rattle will preoccupy your progeny as you prepare for your…er, their…victory!
Have your next shot IN the rocks! This ice cube mold will form four ice cold shot glasses, perfect for parties. You can even freeze fruit juice for some added flavor to your libation. And the best part: there’s no dishes to clean up.
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to point? This USB mouse is shaped like the famous pointer cursor from everyone’s favorite operating system. Sure, it’s not the most comfortable mouse, but it gets the…point…across.
No comic strip rings more true than The Oatmeal’s ode to Sriracha. Now you can napalm the jungle when you’re enjoying chocolate with some delicious Sriracha chocolate bars. Made with sun-ripened chili and dark chocolate cocoa, these bars will leave your taste buds tingling
Are you the type of person that gets anxiety when you’re cut away from Facebook for a day? Do you post hourly status updates of what you’re eating? Here is your new shower curtain. Fortunately it’s not in timeline format, because no one needs the play by play of what you’re doing in the shower.
You can fantasize you’re cracking the vault to the Grand Cigar while you’re boiling eggs with this kitchen timer designed to look like a combination safe. It’s magnetic on the back, and the timer can be set up to 60 minutes. Yep.
Say a defiant “screw you” to your drinking problem with this belt buckle flask. This baby attaches to your belt just like a regular belt buckle, and holds two ounces of that sweet, sweet nectar. Great for sneaking a quickie into those pesky legally mandated AA meetings. Bottoms up!
Do you know an audiophile that believes the best recording format involves a turntable and needle? Record placemats would be perfect for their home. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe, these placemats will keep everyone rocking around the clock.
If you grew up playing Tetris and Super Mario Land while riding the bus, you’re gonna want a Gameboy iPhone case. Sure, they were bulky, burned through batteries, and only had two colors. But they were all we had back then, and they were great!
The Guinness world record for number of sky lanterns was in Iasi, Romania, where over 12,700 lanterns were launched into the sky. Create your own mini display for your wedding, a birthday, holiday, or just for fun with this 10 pack of sky lanterns. They’re biodegradable and flame retardant, and lots of fun!
Give that bookworm in your life a new addition to their bookcase with this book clock. Disguised to look like three books, this clock will generate a few second glances when perusers realize this isn’t just an ordinary couple of books.
Ah yes, the infamous Horse Head Mask. It’s seen everywhere. It’s been spotted jogging in a hurricane. It’s been seen on Google Maps. And now those blank, staring, equine eyes can be yours. As they say, nobody cares who you are until you put on the mask.
Say goodbye to your teeth with this cotton candy machine for your home. Simply pour candies into the center receptacle, and start spinning colorful and tasty treats. You’ll feel like you’re at the state fair in no time!
Did you like the mini-casettes from Transformers when you were a kid? Well, now you can have a Transformer based off of modern technology, and the best part is the technology actually works! This is a 16GB USB flash drive that transforms into Ravage in seconds.
Next time your coworkers are pissing you off, blot out the flourescent lights with arrows from this tabletop ballista. These ballistas are laser cut and come ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and are able to be launched up to thirty feet.
These mesmerizing night light orbs are a beautiful and safe accent to any room. They absorb the light from the LEDs in the base, and glow for thirty minutes once removed. The orbs themselves have no electronics, so they’re safe to sleep with.
Cut down on the housework with a baby mop onesie. Not only will it teach your baby a strong work ethic early on in their life, but it will save you time so you can spend it doing things you enjoy. Like finding other ways to exploit your children.
It’s a lamp made to look just like redstone ore from Minecraft! Tap the top of the block with your diamond pickaxe (or finger) to turn the light on and off. Caution: breaking this lamp will not give you redstone dust.
Checklist for whether or not you should apply glow in the dark duct tape: Does it move and not glow in the dark? Should it not move and glow in the dark? If you answered yes to both questions, apply glow in the dark duct tape.
Did you ever notice that whenever there’s some Ben & Jerry’s in the fridge, it always seems to miraculously disappear before you’re done with it? Put a 3-digit combination lock on your prized posession with this ice cream lock designed specifically for your next pint of Cherry Garcia.
Who says foosball only has to be for the game room? A beautifully designed foosball table like this belongs as the centerpiece in the nicest room of the house!
It’s a crime to look this good! This crime scene scarf will definitely turn some heads. And if anyone tries to grope you while you’re wearing it, say, “Hey! Knock it off! You’re tampering with evidence!”
No more squeezing fruit to get the juice out. This nifty sprayer squeezes directly into a citrus fruit and sucks the juice right out. You can even keep it in the fruit and store it for later use. Huzzah!
Make your shower the most interesting on the block. These heat sensitive 4 x 4 glass tiles appear black at room temperature, and move through the color spectrum when heat is applied. There’s all sorts of creative uses for them.
It’s dangerous out there as a biker at night. This bike taillight will create a lane for you, telling drivers “stay the hell out of my lane!” Two highly visible lasers create lane markers on the road, and five superbright LED’s will blind any cars that try to get up on your tail.
Let everyone know your opinion, facebook-style. Got a bill in the mail? Mail the check back with a big “dislike”. Wedding invitation? RSVP your seal of approval with a “Like”. This two-pack of stampers comes with enough ink for 5,000 assertions, so you’ll be stamping until nobody uses Facebook anymore.
Glass bottom boats are so yesterday. This glass bottom kayak allows you and a friend survey the marine life below much more intimately. And with its sporty, modern look, it’s bound to draw some jealous stares.
Lower the resolution of your face with a Minecraft mask. These officially licensed masks are a must-have for any Minecraft fans. Comes with both a Steve and Creeper mask, but they can also be purchased separately. Watch out for Endermen.
Make showering a little weird with this giant nose shower gel dispenser. Just fill it up with shower gel, stick it to your shower wall with the included suction cups, and squeeze the nose. Gel will ooze out from the right nostril.
Witness the cooling power of this fully armed and operation death star ice cube mold! Designed to look like the infamous space station from Star Wars, this mold will create one miniature death star. And as they do in the Empire, if something happens to your first Death Star, just make another.
Fog machines are fun. Bubbles are fun, too. But combined? They’re a blast! Load this machine up with fog juice and bubble mixture, and the room will be soon filled with smoke-filled bubbles that make a magical puff of vapor when they pop!
Sometimes pizza wheels just don’t, well, cut it. They’re messy, don’t always get through the dough, and only cut even-numbered, equally sized slices. Enter pizza scissors. Cut your pizza sices whatever size you want, on the first try. And the spatula on the bottom slides under the pizza, protecting your cooking surface.
Add another thing your iPhone can do. Plugging directly into the 30-pin connector, the foam blades of the fan will keep you cool while drawing power directly from your phone. If only someone would integrate a kitchen sink in there somehow…
We all have that special someone we’d like to poke knives through. Do it symbolically with The Ex knife set. This five piece knife set includes the most commonly used knives, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.
Get your nerd on with these health and mana potion earrings. Appearing in countless fantasy games, these potions are a universal symbol for restoring your vitality or magic power. These handmade earrings are made of glass with a sealed cork, and the earrings themselves are silver plated.
This is one thing you need to see to believe. This radio controlled shark glides through the air with a smooth and life-like swimming motion (yes, the tail propels it). Impress your friends, scare the cat, and entertain the kids all at the same time.
Have you ever had a craving for food with that hamburger taste and a hot dog shape? Of course, we all have. With the ham dogger hamburger mold, you can mold yourself a 1/4 lb. beef patty fit for a hot dog bun. Problem solved!
This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Built with aircraft-grade aluminum, each comes installed with a high power LED in the color of your choice. Just don’t cut your arm off.
Looks like parents were lying when they said you can’t draw on the walls. This chalkboard paint will convert nearly any surface into a usable chalkboard. Use it for a scratchboard, or hire an artist for do some semi-permanant drawings.
Have you ever been in the situation where you’ve maybe touched your genitals, and need to sanitize your hands? Look no further! Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the best post-genital-contact hand sanitizer on the market today.
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
Did you know jellyfish have been around for over 500 million years, making them the oldest multi-organ animal? And now you can own one right in your home. This jellyfish aquarium is easy to get going: you buy the tank and set it up, and they mail the jellyfish directly to you.
Wearing these suitjamas is going to be legen…wait for it…dary! These high quality pajamas are 80% silk and 20% cotton, and feel great. Make sure you check the sizing chart when ordering.
This is one pair of slippers to rule them all. Put these babies on, and you’ll be ready for your trek to get an ice cream bar from the peak of the Misty Refrigerator. Or sink deep in the bowels of Mount…the Couch.
The Mini Solar Racer claims to be the world’s smallest solar powered car, at an astonishingly small 1.3 in x 0.87 in x 0.55 in. Is it really the world’s smallest? Who knows. Regardless, it’s a pretty impressive display of modern technology. Now can we get a man back on the moon already?
You know what the worst part about winter is? That’s right, not the weather, not the shorter daylight hours. It’s the lack of fair food. Well with this corn dog maker, you can make yourself some carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, snickers on a stick, and more, right at home!
Here’s a little something every brave warrior of Hyrule could use in their arsenal: a Triforce lamp. Use it as a nightlight as you dream of fighting off Ganon’s army. The Triforce lamp can be set as either a hanging or desk lamp. Master Sword not included.
Do you know someone that collected all 120 stars from Super Mario 64? Well, they probably didn’t collect this one. This star throw pillow is battery operated and the LED’s inside change colors. Great for kids and adults alike.
The qlocktwo classic features a grid of words that light up in a special order to literally write out the time. Besides being great for those that never learned how to read a clock face, it has a beautiful, modern design and is made of top-notch materials.
You bojo, those boards don’t work on water unless you’ve got power! Movie-accurate down to the smallest detail and fully sanctioned by Universal Studios, this is a 1:1 scale model of the board used by McFly in Back To The Future Part II. Disclaimer: hoverboard does not actually hover.
For the man (or woman) that takes whiskey seriously, these stones are meant to be frozen and added to your whiskey to chill it without diluting the flavor. They are made in Vermont by the oldest soapstone workshop in the United States. Comes with 9 stones and a storage bag.
Did you know the knife game is played differently in North America and Europe? In North America, it’s most common to stab the spaces in order. In Europe, however, the order goes (1 being behind the thumb): 1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5-1-6-1-5-1-4-1-3-1-2. This set includes 5 stainless steel knives.
Go for a more au naturale look with these wooden bowties. Each tie is handcrafted from a variety of hardwoods with gorgeous finishes. You’ll stand out at any party, without the need to learn how to actually tie a bowtie.
Do you remember those photos of how many floppy disks it took to match the space of one CD? What if the floppy disks were table-sized? What do you got now CD, huh?
If you can read this clock, you’ve earned the title of geek. Twelve math equations of varying difficulty represent each number on the face of this algebra professor’s dream come true. Make people earn the right to know what time it is.
Six Blades. Twenty-six screwdrivers. Four rulers. The list keeps going. You will never not have the tool you need handy when you’re carrying this thing around. The only thing it’s missing is a hoist to carry it with.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaiiinnns. Put an undead twist on the family car stickers. Comes with one zombie for each member of the family, including the pets.
BBC ran an article explaining that Tetris is popular because it takes advantage of the mind’s basic pleasure in tidying up. This lamp does not come with the pieces necessary to complete a row. When you’re in an insane asylum years from now due to this lamp, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Do you consider yourself somewhat of a Bear Grylls-type of outdoors adventurer? Well, not all situations call for drinking your own piss. Try using this all-in-one bartending tool to make yourself a gentleman’s drink. And if you do add a shot of urea into it, keep it to yourself.
Beat the s@#t out of your meat! Sometimes you just want to feel like a thug. Put that rage to use with this brass knuckles meat tenderizer, Boss making you work late? Go home and make that brisket wish it was never born. The angrier you are, the better your meal will taste!
If anything will make you more frustrated than an Amish electrician, it’s the Perplexus Epic. The Perplexus Epic challenges you to navigate a steel ball along the tracks, through 125 barriers of varying difficulty. It sounds simple, but it will provide for hours of angry fun. Just don’t throw it.
Do you yearn for ice that’s shaped like nostalgic parts from your childhood? Then this LEGO Ice Cube Tray is for you! You can also use it as a mold for chocolate, jello, crayons, you name it. Just don’t step on them.
You ever been in a haunted house, and you accidentally drop your phone? It takes a good ten minutes to find the thing! And on top of that, the guy in the ghost costume is yelling at you to get a move on. Hopefully this glow in the dark iPhone case will solve your problem.