Make your bathroom look like something straight out of a Hitchcock-esque horror movie with this bloody bath mat. This bathmat is dyed (no pun intended) to look like the last person in the shower may have been a little naughty. It’s a great way to keep company from coming back.
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These modern-looking, beautiful prints use famous movie quotes to form the character who spoke it. From Anchorman to Star Wars, a whole slew of famous movie quotes and characters are available. Who said art had to be boring?
Are paperclips strewn about your desk? Give them a home with this magical egg. Thanks to a magnet inside, this egg will gather your paperclips together to create a cute little nest. Disclaimer: the egg will not hatch into a paperclip bird. Do not attempt to eat the egg.
This is one creeper you’ll want to get close to. This gigantic, made to order creeper is over five feet tall, making it by far the biggest Minecraft doll money can buy. Each order is customized, and takes four months to make (it’s made by hand, people). Kaboom!
Are you the type of guy (or gal) that feels most comfortable in a pair of bowling shoes? Does the clap of a strike give you goosebumps? Now you can take your love for this fine American sport to the office with this desktop bowling set. Each set comes with ten pins, two balls, scoring sheets and a ball launcher.
If you watched a certain show about nothing, there’s no doubt you recognize this portrait and this man. Kramer: he’s an author, an entrepreneur, a mooch, and a neighbor. This 24×36 poster captures him in his essence. Sure, he’s a loathsome, offensive brute, yet you can’t look away.
Arrgh maties, batten down the hatches, swab the poop deck, sharpen the pencils! This peg-legged pirate will put a new point on your pencil faster than you can say “land ho”. And he won’t even give you a hard time if you’re a landlubber.
Here’s something to think about: the save icon on most programs is a floppy disk; however, Apple’s computers haven’t had a floppy drive since 1998. and Sony stopped making the disks in 2010. So most younger kids see that icon every day, and have no idea what it is. Makes you feel old, huh?
Everybody recognizes the iconic feet of the Wicked Witch of the East. Give the illusion that she’s knocked out right under your door with this doorstop. Made of cast iron, it might not be heavy enough to keep your house on the ground during a tornado, but it’ll keep your door open.
Sometimes you just don’t give a crap what time it is. This nihilist clock shares that same apathetic attitude. Whether you’re a retiree, on summer break, or you simply gave up on life, this clock is here to remind you that the time, and quite possibly most of life, doesn’t matter.
One of the worst work-related crises is when you sit down for a meal at your desk, and realize you didn’t bring a fork or knife. Well, with these pen cap eating utensils, you can dig in with your ballpoint. This three-pack of pens comes with a fork, a knife, and a spoon. Crisis averted.
Bro, do you even lift? How many toilet paper rolls can you bench? This guy here can squat two whole rolls at a time, and sits right on to of your porcelain throne. Available in both black and red, this is one toilet paper holder that will get a double-take.
Have you been searching for that special guy to no avail? Well, you can put down the ice cream and pop tarts, because this boyfriend body pillow will always be here for you. An imaginary boyfriend has got to better than nothing, right? Right?
What happened here? When earbuds first started becoming popular, they were touted as being small and inconspicuous. Now you’ve got these gigantic earbud/speaker monstrosities that barely fit on a desk. It just doesn’t make any sense.
One can only imagine that real ninjas hang up their shōzoku by throwing some stars at the wall. Now you can too, with these ninja star coat hooks! One tip is replaced with a screw, so you can easily insert it in to any spot on your wall. Each box comes with one super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy star.
Make the next person that receives a box from you smile BEFORE they open it up with these wacky packing tapes. Available in a variety of prints, these tapes will give the illusion that your box is covered in hinges, strapped together, or tied shut.
Adorn your family minivan with these Star Wars family car decals. With eighteen different characters in all, you can create any group you choose. Go for the canonical families, or make your own. Leia with Obi-Wan, with Yoda and a pet Ewok. Or maybe Chewie with C3P0. On second thought, maybe not.
With this charging station, filling up your devices will be eye-catching instead of an eyesore. Just run a single extension cable into this station, hide all your chargers in the pot, and let your devices soak up power while resting in a serene bed of grass.
You can tell the home of a geek. There’s cat5 cable in the walls, a server in the basement, and USB outlets on every wall. These awesome outlets will supply a constant stream of 5VDC power to an iDevice, Android phone, or anything else which has a USB charger.
The challenge many hardcore gamers find most difficult is putting the controller down and taking a shower. Beat the batroom level with ease with these bars of soap shaped like your favorite video game controllers. They’re full-sized and scented with citrus, as opposed to sweat and cheetos.
Do you dream of showing off your singing voice to the world, but are a little too modest? Get some practice in with this Youtube shower curtain. Calling itself “BathTub” (get it?), this curtain will get you prepared for your time in the spotlight.
There’s not too much you can normally say about sponges. These sponges, however, are a little different. They come packaged as dried out, compressed little wafers. Let them soak in water, and they grow to seven times their original size. Hot dog!
There’s key toppers for every type of sports team imaginable. Baseball, basketball, football, water polo, competitive indoor kiting – you name it. Show your support for the team of the living dead with these zombie key toppers. With 6 per pack, you’ll have your whole family shouting “Gooooooo braaaaains!”
These aren’t real fireflies; that would be difficult to ship, and a pretty temporary product. Rather, it’s a jar full of flickering LED “fireflies”, creating a mesmerizing glow. The jar is solar powered, and you can switch it to turn on either in the dark or when it’s shaken.
It’s hard to reason through a real logical reason why you’d need this. Did you stumble into the bathroom, forgot to turn the light on, yet effortlessly connected to the toilet seat? Sounds pretty sketchy. But hey, it’s glow in the dark toilet paper. You don’t need a reason.
Sure, it’s not a real wand. It can’t levitate your furniture. Instead of a Phoenix feather core, it’s got 2 AAA batteries. But you’ll look like anything but a muggle when you’re flicking through the boob tube with a wave of your wand.
Keep yourself in tip top shape for the big event AND your room neat and tidy with this punching bag laundry bag. Big enough to hold a heavyweight load of washing and tough enough to take a beating, this is the laundry bag every heavyweight fighter needs.
There’s some guests. You know the kind. You don’t mind them coming over, but after an hour or so, you’re sick of them. This reversible doormat epitomizes that experience. Is it inviting you in? Is it kicking you out? It all depends on your perspective.
Nobody likes cleaning. Everybody likes wearing slippers. What if you could clean your floors WHILE wearing slippers! Wouldn’t that just move the dust around instead of cleaning it, you ask? To that, I reply, “Shut up.”
Arcades just don’t have the magic they used to. We have so much gaming power at home that we have no need to go elsewhere. Give yourself another reason to avoid the arcade with this awesome light switch. The joystick turns the lights on and off, and the red buttons create cool arcade sounds.
Need to hang a note up on the fridge? There’s an app for that. An app magnet, that is. This iPhone magnet set comes with 14 magnets, each looking like one of the app icons from the original iPhone. Great for die-hard Apple fans.
Yeah, yeah. Only on the internet can you can buy something as weird as thousands of bugs. But ladybugs are a great natural garden pesticide, eating aphids, leafhoppers, and other harmful bugs. Of course, there’s also a prank or two you could pull with a bag full of a few thousand flying insects…
Don’t you love it when a van comes together? This awesome tent looks just like a 1965 Volkswagen bus, and fits four people. It’ll blend in equally at Burning Man or the backyard. Groovy!
Create a personal light show in your shower! This cool showerhead produces seven different colors, gradually changing between them as you shower. The water pressure itself powers the LEDs inside, so no batteries or plugs are needed.
Make that next birthday cake look extra unique with candles that burn with colored flames. The flames on these candles burn in blue, orange, red, white, purple, and green. The miracles of modern science wow us again.
Life would be a lot safer if everything was gummy. Measuring 7 inches tall and 3 inches wide, this huge gummy bear lamp looks and feels just like the iconic candy. Squeeze its stomach to turn on a high-powered LED, illuminating the room in delicious gummy light. This isn’t edible, so don’t even try it.
What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. This realistic moon night light will glow to show all the phases of the moon. Included is a remote that can turn the light on or off, or cycle through the phases. Not recommended for werewolves.
These 13-gallon trashbags are printed to look like a couple of innocent goldfish swimming in water. Imagine what your neighbors will think when they see you throwing bags upon bags of goldfish away every week.
Are you the type of person that gets anxiety when you’re cut away from Facebook for a day? Do you post hourly status updates of what you’re eating? Here is your new shower curtain. Fortunately it’s not in timeline format, because no one needs the play by play of what you’re doing in the shower.
Give that bookworm in your life a new addition to their bookcase with this book clock. Disguised to look like three books, this clock will generate a few second glances when perusers realize this isn’t just an ordinary couple of books.
These mesmerizing night light orbs are a beautiful and safe accent to any room. They absorb the light from the LEDs in the base, and glow for thirty minutes once removed. The orbs themselves have no electronics, so they’re safe to sleep with.
Who says foosball only has to be for the game room? A beautifully designed foosball table like this belongs as the centerpiece in the nicest room of the house!
Make your shower the most interesting on the block. These heat sensitive 4 x 4 glass tiles appear black at room temperature, and move through the color spectrum when heat is applied. There’s all sorts of creative uses for them.
Make showering a little weird with this giant nose shower gel dispenser. Just fill it up with shower gel, stick it to your shower wall with the included suction cups, and squeeze the nose. Gel will ooze out from the right nostril.
Looks like parents were lying when they said you can’t draw on the walls. This chalkboard paint will convert nearly any surface into a usable chalkboard. Use it for a scratchboard, or hire an artist for do some semi-permanant drawings.
Have you ever been in the situation where you’ve maybe touched your genitals, and need to sanitize your hands? Look no further! Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer is the best post-genital-contact hand sanitizer on the market today.
Did you know jellyfish have been around for over 500 million years, making them the oldest multi-organ animal? And now you can own one right in your home. This jellyfish aquarium is easy to get going: you buy the tank and set it up, and they mail the jellyfish directly to you.
Here’s a little something every brave warrior of Hyrule could use in their arsenal: a Triforce lamp. Use it as a nightlight as you dream of fighting off Ganon’s army. The Triforce lamp can be set as either a hanging or desk lamp. Master Sword not included.
The qlocktwo classic features a grid of words that light up in a special order to literally write out the time. Besides being great for those that never learned how to read a clock face, it has a beautiful, modern design and is made of top-notch materials.
Do you remember those photos of how many floppy disks it took to match the space of one CD? What if the floppy disks were table-sized? What do you got now CD, huh?
BBC ran an article explaining that Tetris is popular because it takes advantage of the mind’s basic pleasure in tidying up. This lamp does not come with the pieces necessary to complete a row. When you’re in an insane asylum years from now due to this lamp, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Need some mood lighting for your backyard? Check out these cool outdoor light up cube chairs. Adding a great look to a modern home, these rechargable LED cubes are waterproof and hold up to 300 pounds. Choose between 10 different colors using the included remote.
Feel like a million bucks with this gold bar 8GB USB thumb drive. You can use it to store records of your excessive student loans. Made from real 24 karat plastic!
Recreate a grand disaster in your bathtub with this Titanic bath drain plug. Modeled after the Titanic itself, this plug will add a maritime feeling to your bathtime. If you squint, you might be able to catch a glimpse of Kate Winslet floating by on a wood board.