Pretend you’re a Time Lord just like the Doctor with this TARDIS mug. Coming with a detachable lid, this mug can hold a whopping 17 ounces of morning tea. So even though it’s not bigger on the inside, it’s still pretty big. Great for Dr. Who fans.
This iPad is absolutely revolutionary. It has an infinite resolution screen, unlimited battery life, and is paper thin. It’s 100% recyclable, and is extremely light. Sure, it only comes with a writing app, and if you smear your finger across it, you’ll just get your hands dirty. What do you expect, it’s a pad of paper.
Here’s something to think about: the save icon on most programs is a floppy disk; however, Apple’s computers haven’t had a floppy drive since 1998. and Sony stopped making the disks in 2010. So most younger kids see that icon every day, and have no idea what it is. Makes you feel old, huh?
Buinnies and chicks are so yesterday; Easter baskets with these marshmallow creeps have a little more…pop. Made in the shape of that flagship mob, these marshmallow creepers look and taste just like peeps. Four officially-licensed creepers come in each pack,
What if things were a little different and Darth Vader had been a good father? Darth Vader and Son animate this alternative reality, with colorful cartoons of life lessons like lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, and Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star.
Protect yourself from creepers with this full-sized, officially licensed Minecraft sword. This awesome replica is made of a high quality, dense EVA foam, which means it won’t break from bashing blocks or your buddies.
Did you know that the character of Chewie was inspired by George Lucas seeing his dog Indiana sitting up on the passenger seat of his car? So really, by wearing this hairy hoodie you’ll make yourself look like George’s dog. And yes, Indiana Jones was also named after the dog.
Wear your geekiness on your sleeve – or your ears – with these Nintendo-insipred earrings. Available in a variety of recognizable characters or objects, the earrings even come in a nifty box that looks like the video game system they’re from.
Adorn your family minivan with these Star Wars family car decals. With eighteen different characters in all, you can create any group you choose. Go for the canonical families, or make your own. Leia with Obi-Wan, with Yoda and a pet Ewok. Or maybe Chewie with C3P0. On second thought, maybe not.
You can tell the home of a geek. There’s cat5 cable in the walls, a server in the basement, and USB outlets on every wall. These awesome outlets will supply a constant stream of 5VDC power to an iDevice, Android phone, or anything else which has a USB charger.
The challenge many hardcore gamers find most difficult is putting the controller down and taking a shower. Beat the batroom level with ease with these bars of soap shaped like your favorite video game controllers. They’re full-sized and scented with citrus, as opposed to sweat and cheetos.
USB flash drives are great and all, but they don’t do you a lot of good when they’re sitting in your desk drawer. This nifty wristband, made to look like one of those popular silicone bracelets, comes with a 16GB drive built right in. Keep your friends close, and your memory closer.
You’re not gonna live very long or prosper very much if you keep getting third degree burns from your oven. Get your hands in this nifty Spock oven mitt. Made cotton and polyester, this out-of-this-world mitt will show off your Vulcan pride while keeping you from becoming a redshirt.
You have to be a certain echelon of geek to wear a tie like this in public. A lot of nerdy things are trendy nowadays. Circuit boards are not one of them. By donning this tie, you’re telling the world “I have no time for lady parts, there’s science to do!”
Did you know that in addition to being the substance Han Solo was frozen, carbonite is also the name of an explosive used in coal mining? Not the sort of thing you’d want to get confused. This cool iPhone case has the man who shot first dramatically frozen on the back.
You like beer? You like Minecraft? Well, here you go. This officially licensed Minecraft pickaxe bottle opener is the perfect tool for the Minecraft geek. And as long as you take care of it, it’ll open more than 251 bottles before breaking.
Do you think they had sushi in the Star Wars universe? They had fish. Probably had rice. It seems like the sort of food a Jedi Knight would have eaten. They could have been sitting around, eating their Tatooine rolls with their little lightsaber chopsticks. It’s a nice thought.
Enjoying your breakfast with Nintendo-themed nostalgia doesn’t have to be a pipe dream with this Mario Bros. pipe coffee mug. Also available are four Mario Bros-themed coasters for an additional $8. Also makes a great potter for piranha – or other – plants.
Arcades just don’t have the magic they used to. We have so much gaming power at home that we have no need to go elsewhere. Give yourself another reason to avoid the arcade with this awesome light switch. The joystick turns the lights on and off, and the red buttons create cool arcade sounds.
Need to hang a note up on the fridge? There’s an app for that. An app magnet, that is. This iPhone magnet set comes with 14 magnets, each looking like one of the app icons from the original iPhone. Great for die-hard Apple fans.
Tell your best friend you’ll always be their Player 2 with this pair of pixel heart friendship necklaces. Laser-cut from acrylic, the two half pieces connect together to form a full heart. Because sticking together is what good gamers do.
These lightsaber ice pop molds are the, ahem, coolest way to make an ice pop. Made to resemble Star Wars lightsabers, the hilts even include LEDs to light up your frozen treats. Each set includes two Luke and two Vader lightsaber hilts.
If you want your offspring to be the hero of Hyrule, the least you can do is have them dress the part. This fully cotton onesie is made to look just like Link’s standard outfit. Just don’t give them a sword until they’re a little older.
You know how you feel invincible when you get real drunk? How you feel like money doesn’t matter because you’re super rich? How you want to go fight crime with your lasso of truth? …Superhero shot glasses.
Help Mario save the Mushroom Kingdom (or, conversely, help Bowser destroy it) in this video game-inspired spin on classic chess. Featuring 32 highly detailed, hand-painted pieces, this Super Mario chess board is a great alternative to staring at a tv all day.
May the hot water be with you. Wearing this 100% cotton robe, you will be a spitting image of Yoda. Or at least a Yoda that’s a few feet taller, looks like a human, and is wearing a Yoda bathrobe. Close enough.
Over on Hoth, they’ve come up with some unique ways to clean off the morning ice buildup on their snowspeeders: severed Wampa arms. The claws never go dull, and the thick skin always keeps your arms warm and toasty. Get your own wampa ice scraper today!
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to point? This USB mouse is shaped like the famous pointer cursor from everyone’s favorite operating system. Sure, it’s not the most comfortable mouse, but it gets the…point…across.
If you grew up playing Tetris and Super Mario Land while riding the bus, you’re gonna want a Gameboy iPhone case. Sure, they were bulky, burned through batteries, and only had two colors. But they were all we had back then, and they were great!
Did you like the mini-casettes from Transformers when you were a kid? Well, now you can have a Transformer based off of modern technology, and the best part is the technology actually works! This is a 16GB USB flash drive that transforms into Ravage in seconds.
It’s a lamp made to look just like redstone ore from Minecraft! Tap the top of the block with your diamond pickaxe (or finger) to turn the light on and off. Caution: breaking this lamp will not give you redstone dust.
Lower the resolution of your face with a Minecraft mask. These officially licensed masks are a must-have for any Minecraft fans. Comes with both a Steve and Creeper mask, but they can also be purchased separately. Watch out for Endermen.
Get your nerd on with these health and mana potion earrings. Appearing in countless fantasy games, these potions are a universal symbol for restoring your vitality or magic power. These handmade earrings are made of glass with a sealed cork, and the earrings themselves are silver plated.
This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Built with aircraft-grade aluminum, each comes installed with a high power LED in the color of your choice. Just don’t cut your arm off.
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
Here’s a little something every brave warrior of Hyrule could use in their arsenal: a Triforce lamp. Use it as a nightlight as you dream of fighting off Ganon’s army. The Triforce lamp can be set as either a hanging or desk lamp. Master Sword not included.
Do you remember those photos of how many floppy disks it took to match the space of one CD? What if the floppy disks were table-sized? What do you got now CD, huh?
If you can read this clock, you’ve earned the title of geek. Twelve math equations of varying difficulty represent each number on the face of this algebra professor’s dream come true. Make people earn the right to know what time it is.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaiiinnns. Put an undead twist on the family car stickers. Comes with one zombie for each member of the family, including the pets.
BBC ran an article explaining that Tetris is popular because it takes advantage of the mind’s basic pleasure in tidying up. This lamp does not come with the pieces necessary to complete a row. When you’re in an insane asylum years from now due to this lamp, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Go retro on your room with these awesome Super Mario Bros. vinyl restickable wall stickers. You can do a faithful recreation of your favorite levels, or create your own. There are three large and restickable vinyl decals and dozens of smaller individual decals included in each package.