Are paperclips strewn about your desk? Give them a home with this magical egg. Thanks to a magnet inside, this egg will gather your paperclips together to create a cute little nest. Disclaimer: the egg will not hatch into a paperclip bird. Do not attempt to eat the egg.
This Vader keychain may be swinging a bit more towards the light side. Made of real Legos, Darth Vader has a super bright LED in each of his feet, activated by squeezing his chest. This would be great for any Star Wars or Lego fans.
If you want a perfect prank for April Fools, try the Phantom Keystroker. Disguised as an ordinary USB drive, this device acts like a rogue keyboard or mouse, moving the cursor and typing in garbage text. Set the time delay and the functions right on the device, and watch as the hilarity ensues.
What’s that you got there? A book? Does anybody even use books anymore? Oh, it’s an iPad case, that’s pretty neat! It’s so classy looking, too. Look at that real leather cover. You must have paid, like, 40 bucks for – EIGHTY DOLLARS FOR A CASE? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Consider yourself a magician when you’re wearing these magic pencil earbuds. Once you pop these buds into your ear, it’ll look just like you shoved a writing utensil through your head. Listen to some fresh tunes while fooling your friends.
Rechargeable batteries are great and all, but what happens when you don’t have the charger? Useless. These batteries are a little different, however. This two-pack of AA batteries plugs directly into a USB port to juice up. After they’re charged, just pop the cap on and go.
Breaker breaker 1 9, it’s your turn on Draw Something. This nifty cellphone handset will make your phone act just like a CB radio, with a mute button that will make you feel like you’re Smokey. The irony is that, since it’s not hands-free, you can’t even use it in the car in most states.
What happened here? When earbuds first started becoming popular, they were touted as being small and inconspicuous. Now you’ve got these gigantic earbud/speaker monstrosities that barely fit on a desk. It just doesn’t make any sense.
Using a laptop in your car is a bad idea. That said, you shouldn’t get this steering wheel desk. What you SHOULD do is click on to Amazon and check out the reviews and customer images. You won’t be disappointed.
You can tell the home of a geek. There’s cat5 cable in the walls, a server in the basement, and USB outlets on every wall. These awesome outlets will supply a constant stream of 5VDC power to an iDevice, Android phone, or anything else which has a USB charger.
USB flash drives are great and all, but they don’t do you a lot of good when they’re sitting in your desk drawer. This nifty wristband, made to look like one of those popular silicone bracelets, comes with a 16GB drive built right in. Keep your friends close, and your memory closer.
There’s key toppers for every type of sports team imaginable. Baseball, basketball, football, water polo, competitive indoor kiting – you name it. Show your support for the team of the living dead with these zombie key toppers. With 6 per pack, you’ll have your whole family shouting “Gooooooo braaaaains!”
These aren’t real fireflies; that would be difficult to ship, and a pretty temporary product. Rather, it’s a jar full of flickering LED “fireflies”, creating a mesmerizing glow. The jar is solar powered, and you can switch it to turn on either in the dark or when it’s shaken.
How in the world can earbuds become such a tangled mess in a backpack or pocket? They create knots that have never existed, with knotting capabilities that require scientists to rethink the laws of physics. These earbuds won’t give you that problem. When you’re done with them, just zip ’em up!
Did you know that in addition to being the substance Han Solo was frozen, carbonite is also the name of an explosive used in coal mining? Not the sort of thing you’d want to get confused. This cool iPhone case has the man who shot first dramatically frozen on the back.
Sure, it’s not a real wand. It can’t levitate your furniture. Instead of a Phoenix feather core, it’s got 2 AAA batteries. But you’ll look like anything but a muggle when you’re flicking through the boob tube with a wave of your wand.
This doohickey looks boring, but can bring the most malicious fun you can have for under twenty bucks. It generates a short, annoying beep every few minutes. On it is a magnet for hiding it in an inconspicuous location, and the battery lasts a month. It will drive people crazy, and is the ultimate prank machine.
Always be ready for a disaster. Keep handy bottled water, three days nonperishable food, a first aid kit, and a USB hand crank charger to play Angry Birds with. You family should have a meeting place, a communication plan, and an Angry Birds sharing schedule. Remember: a prepared family is a safe family.
Spectators always wonder about the guy on the Bluetooth headset. Is on a phone call, or is he just crazy? Well, there won’t be any doubt when you’re talking into your gloves. These nifty gloves have a microphone in the pinky finger and a speaker in the thumb, and sync with any Bluetooth-enabled phone.
Do you find yourself in trees or on the sides of cliffs for multiple days at a time? Sure, we all do. This hanging tent is spacious enough for two people, and is constructed from a lightweight anodized aluminum and 210d nylon double ripstop material that is extremely durable and strong.
Can you imagine a cuter way to make your data portable? These anthropomorphized pieces of toast and their toaster USB hub home is guaranteed to make anyone smile. Each piece of toast has a 4GB capacity, and the hub also doubles as a card reader.
Make those mopey days a little more bright with this umbrella. Disguised as a regular old black umbrella from the outside, you’ll have blue skies smiling at you from the inside. Nothing but blue skies from now on.
This nifty silicone horn amplifier will add about 13 dB of sound to the normal volume of your iPhone without any power source. This would come in useful for an apocalyptic situation, where the power grid has collapsed, yet you want to share the new Bruno Mars album with the other survivors. Or at the beach.
Flower power! This cute USB hub will help keep your home, dorm or office space organized. Each tulip-shaped USB 2.0 port has a flexible stem and will expand the number of USB ports for your non-tulip shaped computer. And they don’t even need to be watered. DON’T WATER THEM!
Raise a subtle middle finger to the man’s corporate agenda by punching guitar picks out of their credit cards. This punch will create a standard 351 size guitar pick-sized punch straight through up to 0.9mm of meaningless, consumer-driven plastic.
Are you a heartbreaker? Dream maker? A love taker? Then this isn’t for you. Great for wedding photos, Valentine’s Day, or any rainy day, this heart-shaped umbrella will fill an otherwise dreary day with love. Available in pink, purple, or red, there’s a color to fit any outfit.
Over on Hoth, they’ve come up with some unique ways to clean off the morning ice buildup on their snowspeeders: severed Wampa arms. The claws never go dull, and the thick skin always keeps your arms warm and toasty. Get your own wampa ice scraper today!
If you were born before 1980, you’ll agree there was no better way to pronounce your love for someone than to give them a mix tape. The mix tape for the modern age, this USB key is 128MB, enough for 15 handpicked songs, and even comes in a cassette box with space to write out the playlist.
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to point? This USB mouse is shaped like the famous pointer cursor from everyone’s favorite operating system. Sure, it’s not the most comfortable mouse, but it gets the…point…across.
If you grew up playing Tetris and Super Mario Land while riding the bus, you’re gonna want a Gameboy iPhone case. Sure, they were bulky, burned through batteries, and only had two colors. But they were all we had back then, and they were great!
Did you like the mini-casettes from Transformers when you were a kid? Well, now you can have a Transformer based off of modern technology, and the best part is the technology actually works! This is a 16GB USB flash drive that transforms into Ravage in seconds.
These mesmerizing night light orbs are a beautiful and safe accent to any room. They absorb the light from the LEDs in the base, and glow for thirty minutes once removed. The orbs themselves have no electronics, so they’re safe to sleep with.
Checklist for whether or not you should apply glow in the dark duct tape: Does it move and not glow in the dark? Should it not move and glow in the dark? If you answered yes to both questions, apply glow in the dark duct tape.
It’s dangerous out there as a biker at night. This bike taillight will create a lane for you, telling drivers “stay the hell out of my lane!” Two highly visible lasers create lane markers on the road, and five superbright LED’s will blind any cars that try to get up on your tail.
Fog machines are fun. Bubbles are fun, too. But combined? They’re a blast! Load this machine up with fog juice and bubble mixture, and the room will be soon filled with smoke-filled bubbles that make a magical puff of vapor when they pop!
Add another thing your iPhone can do. Plugging directly into the 30-pin connector, the foam blades of the fan will keep you cool while drawing power directly from your phone. If only someone would integrate a kitchen sink in there somehow…
The Mini Solar Racer claims to be the world’s smallest solar powered car, at an astonishingly small 1.3 in x 0.87 in x 0.55 in. Is it really the world’s smallest? Who knows. Regardless, it’s a pretty impressive display of modern technology. Now can we get a man back on the moon already?
Six Blades. Twenty-six screwdrivers. Four rulers. The list keeps going. You will never not have the tool you need handy when you’re carrying this thing around. The only thing it’s missing is a hoist to carry it with.
You ever been in a haunted house, and you accidentally drop your phone? It takes a good ten minutes to find the thing! And on top of that, the guy in the ghost costume is yelling at you to get a move on. Hopefully this glow in the dark iPhone case will solve your problem.
Feel like a million bucks with this gold bar 8GB USB thumb drive. You can use it to store records of your excessive student loans. Made from real 24 karat plastic!
Do you feel like your cellphone is a little too small, modern, and convenient? Experience a blast from the past with this retro corded handset. Depsite looking outdated, it’s compatible with all modern 3.5mm jacks.