There’s a lot of different ways to prepare pizza. And they’re all wrong. The authentic Neopolitan way to prepare pizza is by cone. Think of it: you roll out the doug, use the included cone-shaped cutter to slice the doug, plop it in a baking cone, add ingredients, and cook. Doesn’t that just scream Italy?
This sizzling book is guaranteed to get you all hot and greasy. Hot on the trails of the American Bacon Fad, this book comes with all sorts of great recipes to satisfy one’s pork palate, from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo.
If you’re a fan of a certain double-arched restaurant’s breakfast sandwiches, you might want to invest in one of these. This breakfast sandwich maker makes it a cinch to cook all the parts of a delicious custom sandwich. Just pull the egg plate away once it’s cooked, and the sandwich assembles itself.
Pretend you’re a Time Lord just like the Doctor with this TARDIS mug. Coming with a detachable lid, this mug can hold a whopping 17 ounces of morning tea. So even though it’s not bigger on the inside, it’s still pretty big. Great for Dr. Who fans.
Synsepalum dulcificum, commonly known as the miracle fruit, is a berry that changes the way taste buds perceive food. These tablets contain the chemical extracted from these miracle fruits. They make lemons taste like lemonade, Guinness taste like chocolate milk, or carrots taste like candy!
Buinnies and chicks are so yesterday; Easter baskets with these marshmallow creeps have a little more…pop. Made in the shape of that flagship mob, these marshmallow creepers look and taste just like peeps. Four officially-licensed creepers come in each pack,
If you’ve got problems with mug thiefs at work, check out this mug. Having a gaping hole on the side, this mug is rendered useless if you don’t have the included plug. Fortunately for you, you’ve got it right on your keychain. It’s a certain peace of mind knowing you’ll always have a coffee cup waiting.
One of the worst work-related crises is when you sit down for a meal at your desk, and realize you didn’t bring a fork or knife. Well, with these pen cap eating utensils, you can dig in with your ballpoint. This three-pack of pens comes with a fork, a knife, and a spoon. Crisis averted.
You can your own personal-sized gala dessert with this three tier cupcake pan. This pan will make two mini wedding-style cupcakes for those little causes for celebration, like when you got in on time for work, or missed stepping in a puddle. Because if you can’t eat cupcakes for those occasions, who will?
Drinking when it’s cold out can be rough. A good beer is ice cold, and gloves are too clumsy to hold on to a bottle gracefully. This is an problem that the Scandinavians have solved with this beer koozie glove. Simply pop your beer in, and enjoy the brew without the brr.
You can’t wake up sad when you get to eat a beautiful sky for breakfast. It’s easy to make it with this silicone mold, too. Just put the mold in a skillet, pour the yolk in the sun end of the mold and the whites in the cloud, and cook. You’ll be the Bob Ross of the kitchen.
Dreams of creating exact duplicates through cloning can be exciting. However, many don’t realize that monozygotic, or identical, twins are the closest we’ve got to cloning (they have the exact same DNA). Even identical twins have distinct personalities, which goes to show how much your environment affects you.
Use ancient, arcane spells to season a bland meal with these magic wand salt and pepper shakers. This set of shakers will add a fairy dust-sized pinch of fun to any meal, and will overshadow the fact that you’re an adult playing with magic wands.
Sure, wine is great and all, but holding a flimsy stemware glass just doesn’t have the same manly appeal as a big, heavy mug. Fortunately, this mug’s got you covered. With an interior shaped like a wine glass and an exterior like a beer stein, you’ll never have the wrong glass for the job.
Here’s something to give you a smile on an otherwise groggy morning. When cold, the own on the front of this mug is asleep. But once a hot beverage is added, he opens his eyes, and his friends come out of the tree he’s perched on. Finish your coffee, and he’s back to bed. But you won’t be.
You’re not gonna live very long or prosper very much if you keep getting third degree burns from your oven. Get your hands in this nifty Spock oven mitt. Made cotton and polyester, this out-of-this-world mitt will show off your Vulcan pride while keeping you from becoming a redshirt.
This may be the most unique bottled water out there. It’s fulvic-enhanced, whatever that means. It’s got electrolytes, which is a fancy word for dissolved salt. But who cares about all that? The water is black as night, and the bottle design is cool as heck!
This is a must-have for beer afficionados. This device will not only pop open a cool brew for you, but it’ll store the bottle cap into its hopper for conveient dispoal later. It’s a nonconfrontational way to say “clean up your damn bottle caps!”
And in this corner, weighing in at over 5 pounds, with 6,200 calories of pure sugar, the gummy that ain’t so chummy, the World’s Largest Gummy Bear! This behemoth of a bear is the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears. You can almost sense the inevitable diabetes you’ll get from finishing one of these.
This two-pack of fondue mugs are a great accompaniment to a romantic meal for two or a fun dinner party. Simply add a votive candle to the bottom of each mug, and you’ll be able to enjoy fondue-style treats in no time. Each person can have their own, or you can create a smörgåsbord to share.
You like beer? You like Minecraft? Well, here you go. This officially licensed Minecraft pickaxe bottle opener is the perfect tool for the Minecraft geek. And as long as you take care of it, it’ll open more than 251 bottles before breaking.
Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t hide from me, I’m the ninjabread man! These cool cookie cutters have 3 distinct ninja shapes. But be warned: cookies shaped like this will disappear once you take your eyes off them.
Do you think they had sushi in the Star Wars universe? They had fish. Probably had rice. It seems like the sort of food a Jedi Knight would have eaten. They could have been sitting around, eating their Tatooine rolls with their little lightsaber chopsticks. It’s a nice thought.
There’s nothing more damning to get that coworker with a drinking problem than this tie. Disguised as a run-of-the-mill variety, this tie has a flask hidden inside, so he can get a swig of Jim Beam during the morning meeting. Hey, it’s his fault for not inviting you to his party.
There’s more of a reason than ever to play with your food when you’re eating off this plate. With a face reminiscent of the Wolly Willy magnetic face toy, this plate gives you a canvas to create your masterpiece portrait. Available in both a man’s and woman’s face.
Although delicious, corn can be a bit of a hassle. On the cob, it’s not the cleanest of foods to eat. And cutting all those kernels off the cob is a pain. Enter the Corn Kerneler. Simply push the corn through the center of this device, and all of the kernels will be sliced off and come out the end, ready to eat.
Enjoying your breakfast with Nintendo-themed nostalgia doesn’t have to be a pipe dream with this Mario Bros. pipe coffee mug. Also available are four Mario Bros-themed coasters for an additional $8. Also makes a great potter for piranha – or other – plants.
You have to appreciate the irony in making ice replicas of a ship that sank by hitting an iceberg, killing thousands of people and becoming a worldwide tragedy. This ice cube tray will make four floating icebergs and four ships that will capsize in your drink.
Get that shot of caffeine in the morning with this ceramic gun coffee mug. With a handle that is shaped like a handgun, this is one mug that’s bound to get your coworkers to stick ’em up. Too bad you can’t load some coffee beans to shoot.
There’s two types of people in the world: ones that like the centers of a brownie, and ones that like the edges. If you’re one of the latter, this is the pan for you. This brownie pan will leave you with nothing but crisp, crunchy edge brownies. And it comes with a perfectly sized spatula for getting them out.
Look at that monkey glide through the cheese with the greatest of ease! This talented little primate will cut your pizza for you, and his legs actually move as you cut, making it look like he’s propelling the cutter himself. You’ll find yourself cooking pizzas solely to watch him do his tricks.
Who doesn’t like waffles in nontraditional waffle shapes? With this flashy waffle maker, you can bake four individual heart-shaped waffles on popsicle sticks. Each waffle maker comes with 50 wooden waffle sticks, a metal shaker and a batter measuring cup.
These lightsaber ice pop molds are the, ahem, coolest way to make an ice pop. Made to resemble Star Wars lightsabers, the hilts even include LEDs to light up your frozen treats. Each set includes two Luke and two Vader lightsaber hilts.
Hey, it’s that ubiquitous cup that always accompanies a college party. Wait, no it’s not. It’s a koozie holding Keystone, Natty Light, or another ubiquitous beer that always accompanies a college party.
This Mr. Tea Infuser is an easy and fun way to prepare your tea. Just load this little man’s silicone trousers up with tea leaves and let him sit back in your cup as he does all the work. Have you ever seen someone work so hard while looking so relaxed?
The Thirst Aid Drink Pouch looks just like a saline drip, but you can fill it with your favourite energy drink. The pouch will stand up like a bottle when full, and can be folded up when empty. Great for camping, or to fit a vampire motif.
You know how you feel invincible when you get real drunk? How you feel like money doesn’t matter because you’re super rich? How you want to go fight crime with your lasso of truth? …Superhero shot glasses.
Why should cooking s’mores over an open fire be just a camping thing? This indoor/outdoor s’mores maker creates a convenient tabletop flame that you can roast your marshmallows over, and includes four perfectly sized s’mores holders for you to assemble the perfect treat.
Why hasn’t anyone thought of this earlier? This double decker serving bowl conveniently houses the dip above the chips, right where it should be. And it looks beautiful, made of a polished metal alloy with a modern look. It’s definitely a conversation starter.
Have your next shot IN the rocks! This ice cube mold will form four ice cold shot glasses, perfect for parties. You can even freeze fruit juice for some added flavor to your libation. And the best part: there’s no dishes to clean up.
No comic strip rings more true than The Oatmeal’s ode to Sriracha. Now you can napalm the jungle when you’re enjoying chocolate with some delicious Sriracha chocolate bars. Made with sun-ripened chili and dark chocolate cocoa, these bars will leave your taste buds tingling
You can fantasize you’re cracking the vault to the Grand Cigar while you’re boiling eggs with this kitchen timer designed to look like a combination safe. It’s magnetic on the back, and the timer can be set up to 60 minutes. Yep.
Say a defiant “screw you” to your drinking problem with this belt buckle flask. This baby attaches to your belt just like a regular belt buckle, and holds two ounces of that sweet, sweet nectar. Great for sneaking a quickie into those pesky legally mandated AA meetings. Bottoms up!
Do you know an audiophile that believes the best recording format involves a turntable and needle? Record placemats would be perfect for their home. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe, these placemats will keep everyone rocking around the clock.
Say goodbye to your teeth with this cotton candy machine for your home. Simply pour candies into the center receptacle, and start spinning colorful and tasty treats. You’ll feel like you’re at the state fair in no time!
Did you ever notice that whenever there’s some Ben & Jerry’s in the fridge, it always seems to miraculously disappear before you’re done with it? Put a 3-digit combination lock on your prized posession with this ice cream lock designed specifically for your next pint of Cherry Garcia.
No more squeezing fruit to get the juice out. This nifty sprayer squeezes directly into a citrus fruit and sucks the juice right out. You can even keep it in the fruit and store it for later use. Huzzah!
Witness the cooling power of this fully armed and operation death star ice cube mold! Designed to look like the infamous space station from Star Wars, this mold will create one miniature death star. And as they do in the Empire, if something happens to your first Death Star, just make another.
Sometimes pizza wheels just don’t, well, cut it. They’re messy, don’t always get through the dough, and only cut even-numbered, equally sized slices. Enter pizza scissors. Cut your pizza sices whatever size you want, on the first try. And the spatula on the bottom slides under the pizza, protecting your cooking surface.
We all have that special someone we’d like to poke knives through. Do it symbolically with The Ex knife set. This five piece knife set includes the most commonly used knives, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.
Have you ever had a craving for food with that hamburger taste and a hot dog shape? Of course, we all have. With the ham dogger hamburger mold, you can mold yourself a 1/4 lb. beef patty fit for a hot dog bun. Problem solved!
You know what the worst part about winter is? That’s right, not the weather, not the shorter daylight hours. It’s the lack of fair food. Well with this corn dog maker, you can make yourself some carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, snickers on a stick, and more, right at home!
For the man (or woman) that takes whiskey seriously, these stones are meant to be frozen and added to your whiskey to chill it without diluting the flavor. They are made in Vermont by the oldest soapstone workshop in the United States. Comes with 9 stones and a storage bag.
Did you know the knife game is played differently in North America and Europe? In North America, it’s most common to stab the spaces in order. In Europe, however, the order goes (1 being behind the thumb): 1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5-1-6-1-5-1-4-1-3-1-2. This set includes 5 stainless steel knives.
Do you consider yourself somewhat of a Bear Grylls-type of outdoors adventurer? Well, not all situations call for drinking your own piss. Try using this all-in-one bartending tool to make yourself a gentleman’s drink. And if you do add a shot of urea into it, keep it to yourself.
Beat the s@#t out of your meat! Sometimes you just want to feel like a thug. Put that rage to use with this brass knuckles meat tenderizer, Boss making you work late? Go home and make that brisket wish it was never born. The angrier you are, the better your meal will taste!
Nothing like 20 cups of joe to wake you up in the morning! This 10 pound porcelain coffee mug will be sure to get you to a caffeine-induced state of hyperspeed. Be sure not to spill.
Fancy yourself as bit of a photographer, love snapping up those memorable moments or super model glamour shots? Well you can now feel like a photo fanatic with this brilliantly quirky new mug which looks exactly like a real camera lens and will soon become an essential part of your photographer’s kit bag!
Remember playing with plastic green army men when you were a kid? Well these are just like that – except this time they’re supposed to be set on fire! Let’s take a moment of silence for all the good green army men we’ve lost over the years…