Make your bathroom look like something straight out of a Hitchcock-esque horror movie with this bloody bath mat. This bathmat is dyed (no pun intended) to look like the last person in the shower may have been a little naughty. It’s a great way to keep company from coming back.
You’ll be in the limelight — or blue, red, or orange light — at the next fancy party you go to when you’re sporting a light-up tie. Available in eight different colors, these ties are powered by efficient EL wire, so you’ll keep glowing all night long.
There’s a lot of different ways to prepare pizza. And they’re all wrong. The authentic Neopolitan way to prepare pizza is by cone. Think of it: you roll out the doug, use the included cone-shaped cutter to slice the doug, plop it in a baking cone, add ingredients, and cook. Doesn’t that just scream Italy?
These modern-looking, beautiful prints use famous movie quotes to form the character who spoke it. From Anchorman to Star Wars, a whole slew of famous movie quotes and characters are available. Who said art had to be boring?
This sizzling book is guaranteed to get you all hot and greasy. Hot on the trails of the American Bacon Fad, this book comes with all sorts of great recipes to satisfy one’s pork palate, from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo.
Are paperclips strewn about your desk? Give them a home with this magical egg. Thanks to a magnet inside, this egg will gather your paperclips together to create a cute little nest. Disclaimer: the egg will not hatch into a paperclip bird. Do not attempt to eat the egg.
Here’s the cool part: these slippers look like a freaking Panzer tank, and that’s awesome! Here’s the bummer: as of right now, the only thing for sale is the crochet pattern. So if you’re a WWII German military vehcle-lovin’, crochet-patterin’ son of a gun, this will be right up your alley!
This is one creeper you’ll want to get close to. This gigantic, made to order creeper is over five feet tall, making it by far the biggest Minecraft doll money can buy. Each order is customized, and takes four months to make (it’s made by hand, people). Kaboom!
If you’re a fan of a certain double-arched restaurant’s breakfast sandwiches, you might want to invest in one of these. This breakfast sandwich maker makes it a cinch to cook all the parts of a delicious custom sandwich. Just pull the egg plate away once it’s cooked, and the sandwich assembles itself.
Are you the type of guy (or gal) that feels most comfortable in a pair of bowling shoes? Does the clap of a strike give you goosebumps? Now you can take your love for this fine American sport to the office with this desktop bowling set. Each set comes with ten pins, two balls, scoring sheets and a ball launcher.
Cthulhu, that cosmic, squid-faced monster, is ready to keep your head warm the next time you hit the slopes. This homemade mask will fit most males, and is super comfortable tow ear. And as the High Priest to the Elder Gods would say, unglnu’nph k’lyeh r’wnglua hngilu’phth’n. Am I right?
If you watched a certain show about nothing, there’s no doubt you recognize this portrait and this man. Kramer: he’s an author, an entrepreneur, a mooch, and a neighbor. This 24×36 poster captures him in his essence. Sure, he’s a loathsome, offensive brute, yet you can’t look away.
Pretend you’re a Time Lord just like the Doctor with this TARDIS mug. Coming with a detachable lid, this mug can hold a whopping 17 ounces of morning tea. So even though it’s not bigger on the inside, it’s still pretty big. Great for Dr. Who fans.
This Vader keychain may be swinging a bit more towards the light side. Made of real Legos, Darth Vader has a super bright LED in each of his feet, activated by squeezing his chest. This would be great for any Star Wars or Lego fans.
Whether you’re at the annual chili cook-off or on a long road trip with friends, these gas neutralizers will help you filter your flatulence. Simply peel off the adhesive, stick ’em where the sun don’t shine, and let ‘er rip. Comes with five saving graces.
This iPad is absolutely revolutionary. It has an infinite resolution screen, unlimited battery life, and is paper thin. It’s 100% recyclable, and is extremely light. Sure, it only comes with a writing app, and if you smear your finger across it, you’ll just get your hands dirty. What do you expect, it’s a pad of paper.
If you want a perfect prank for April Fools, try the Phantom Keystroker. Disguised as an ordinary USB drive, this device acts like a rogue keyboard or mouse, moving the cursor and typing in garbage text. Set the time delay and the functions right on the device, and watch as the hilarity ensues.
Synsepalum dulcificum, commonly known as the miracle fruit, is a berry that changes the way taste buds perceive food. These tablets contain the chemical extracted from these miracle fruits. They make lemons taste like lemonade, Guinness taste like chocolate milk, or carrots taste like candy!
Let’s be honest. We all secretly loathe the colorblind. But you can’t tell them that, or it’s considered “offensive” or “discriminatory”. Just toss on this shirt next time you’re feeling bitter. You’ll be able to express your true feelings, and they’ll be none the wiser.
Arrgh maties, batten down the hatches, swab the poop deck, sharpen the pencils! This peg-legged pirate will put a new point on your pencil faster than you can say “land ho”. And he won’t even give you a hard time if you’re a landlubber.
Here’s something to think about: the save icon on most programs is a floppy disk; however, Apple’s computers haven’t had a floppy drive since 1998. and Sony stopped making the disks in 2010. So most younger kids see that icon every day, and have no idea what it is. Makes you feel old, huh?
What’s that you got there? A book? Does anybody even use books anymore? Oh, it’s an iPad case, that’s pretty neat! It’s so classy looking, too. Look at that real leather cover. You must have paid, like, 40 bucks for – EIGHTY DOLLARS FOR A CASE? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Buinnies and chicks are so yesterday; Easter baskets with these marshmallow creeps have a little more…pop. Made in the shape of that flagship mob, these marshmallow creepers look and taste just like peeps. Four officially-licensed creepers come in each pack,
What if things were a little different and Darth Vader had been a good father? Darth Vader and Son animate this alternative reality, with colorful cartoons of life lessons like lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, and Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star.
Do you know what a baby shark is called? It’s called a pup. Do you know what a baby human in a shark costume is called? Hilarious. This cute shark romper is easy to put on even the most aggressive of children, and will make for some side-splitting laughs.
Everybody recognizes the iconic feet of the Wicked Witch of the East. Give the illusion that she’s knocked out right under your door with this doorstop. Made of cast iron, it might not be heavy enough to keep your house on the ground during a tornado, but it’ll keep your door open.
If you’ve got problems with mug thiefs at work, check out this mug. Having a gaping hole on the side, this mug is rendered useless if you don’t have the included plug. Fortunately for you, you’ve got it right on your keychain. It’s a certain peace of mind knowing you’ll always have a coffee cup waiting.
Consider yourself a magician when you’re wearing these magic pencil earbuds. Once you pop these buds into your ear, it’ll look just like you shoved a writing utensil through your head. Listen to some fresh tunes while fooling your friends.
Protect yourself from creepers with this full-sized, officially licensed Minecraft sword. This awesome replica is made of a high quality, dense EVA foam, which means it won’t break from bashing blocks or your buddies.
The Big Apple can be a scary and confusing place. If you’re a woman new to the big city, these tights will help guide you with a map of the 4 and 5 lines printed on them. Be forewarned, however: it may give people another reason to stare at your legs.
Sometimes you just don’t give a crap what time it is. This nihilist clock shares that same apathetic attitude. Whether you’re a retiree, on summer break, or you simply gave up on life, this clock is here to remind you that the time, and quite possibly most of life, doesn’t matter.
Rechargeable batteries are great and all, but what happens when you don’t have the charger? Useless. These batteries are a little different, however. This two-pack of AA batteries plugs directly into a USB port to juice up. After they’re charged, just pop the cap on and go.
One of the worst work-related crises is when you sit down for a meal at your desk, and realize you didn’t bring a fork or knife. Well, with these pen cap eating utensils, you can dig in with your ballpoint. This three-pack of pens comes with a fork, a knife, and a spoon. Crisis averted.
When you take two great things and mix them, it can go either way. Waffles and ice cream? Sure. Lobster and skittles? Not so much. Miniature golf and pool happens to be a great pairing, as evidenced by this cool hybrid that will easily fit in your living room.
Did you know that the character of Chewie was inspired by George Lucas seeing his dog Indiana sitting up on the passenger seat of his car? So really, by wearing this hairy hoodie you’ll make yourself look like George’s dog. And yes, Indiana Jones was also named after the dog.
Bro, do you even lift? How many toilet paper rolls can you bench? This guy here can squat two whole rolls at a time, and sits right on to of your porcelain throne. Available in both black and red, this is one toilet paper holder that will get a double-take.
You can your own personal-sized gala dessert with this three tier cupcake pan. This pan will make two mini wedding-style cupcakes for those little causes for celebration, like when you got in on time for work, or missed stepping in a puddle. Because if you can’t eat cupcakes for those occasions, who will?
Drinking when it’s cold out can be rough. A good beer is ice cold, and gloves are too clumsy to hold on to a bottle gracefully. This is an problem that the Scandinavians have solved with this beer koozie glove. Simply pop your beer in, and enjoy the brew without the brr.
Breaker breaker 1 9, it’s your turn on Draw Something. This nifty cellphone handset will make your phone act just like a CB radio, with a mute button that will make you feel like you’re Smokey. The irony is that, since it’s not hands-free, you can’t even use it in the car in most states.
Well la dee da, look at you and your fancy “luxury” Clue game, with its glass tabletop surface and gold foil stamped game cards. Oh, it’s got three dimensional rooms too? Well don’t you feel spe – what’s that? Do I want to play? Of course I do.
Wear your geekiness on your sleeve – or your ears – with these Nintendo-insipred earrings. Available in a variety of recognizable characters or objects, the earrings even come in a nifty box that looks like the video game system they’re from.
You can’t wake up sad when you get to eat a beautiful sky for breakfast. It’s easy to make it with this silicone mold, too. Just put the mold in a skillet, pour the yolk in the sun end of the mold and the whites in the cloud, and cook. You’ll be the Bob Ross of the kitchen.
Dreams of creating exact duplicates through cloning can be exciting. However, many don’t realize that monozygotic, or identical, twins are the closest we’ve got to cloning (they have the exact same DNA). Even identical twins have distinct personalities, which goes to show how much your environment affects you.
Have you been searching for that special guy to no avail? Well, you can put down the ice cream and pop tarts, because this boyfriend body pillow will always be here for you. An imaginary boyfriend has got to better than nothing, right? Right?
What happened here? When earbuds first started becoming popular, they were touted as being small and inconspicuous. Now you’ve got these gigantic earbud/speaker monstrosities that barely fit on a desk. It just doesn’t make any sense.
Using a laptop in your car is a bad idea. That said, you shouldn’t get this steering wheel desk. What you SHOULD do is click on to Amazon and check out the reviews and customer images. You won’t be disappointed.
One can only imagine that real ninjas hang up their shōzoku by throwing some stars at the wall. Now you can too, with these ninja star coat hooks! One tip is replaced with a screw, so you can easily insert it in to any spot on your wall. Each box comes with one super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy star.
Make the next person that receives a box from you smile BEFORE they open it up with these wacky packing tapes. Available in a variety of prints, these tapes will give the illusion that your box is covered in hinges, strapped together, or tied shut.
Adorn your family minivan with these Star Wars family car decals. With eighteen different characters in all, you can create any group you choose. Go for the canonical families, or make your own. Leia with Obi-Wan, with Yoda and a pet Ewok. Or maybe Chewie with C3P0. On second thought, maybe not.
Use ancient, arcane spells to season a bland meal with these magic wand salt and pepper shakers. This set of shakers will add a fairy dust-sized pinch of fun to any meal, and will overshadow the fact that you’re an adult playing with magic wands.
With this charging station, filling up your devices will be eye-catching instead of an eyesore. Just run a single extension cable into this station, hide all your chargers in the pot, and let your devices soak up power while resting in a serene bed of grass.
The proverbial phrase “bigger is better” must have been the inspiration for this gigantic soccer ball. Coming in at a lofty six feet tall, this ball might not be used at the World Cup, but it’ll make for some big fun at your next pick-up game.
If there’s anything Jurassic Park taught us, it’s that dinosaurs make great pets. Until technology catches up with our desires, this shirt will have to do. Simply flip this shirt around your head when anyone asks you the inevitable question, and be prepared for some laughs.
Sure, wine is great and all, but holding a flimsy stemware glass just doesn’t have the same manly appeal as a big, heavy mug. Fortunately, this mug’s got you covered. With an interior shaped like a wine glass and an exterior like a beer stein, you’ll never have the wrong glass for the job.
You can tell the home of a geek. There’s cat5 cable in the walls, a server in the basement, and USB outlets on every wall. These awesome outlets will supply a constant stream of 5VDC power to an iDevice, Android phone, or anything else which has a USB charger.
The challenge many hardcore gamers find most difficult is putting the controller down and taking a shower. Beat the batroom level with ease with these bars of soap shaped like your favorite video game controllers. They’re full-sized and scented with citrus, as opposed to sweat and cheetos.
What makes football more fun? Playing at night, with this light up football. Being the same size and weight as a standard American football, this quality ball will turn your six-man game into a dangerous, accident-prone match bathed in darkness. You’ll never see the hits coming.
USB flash drives are great and all, but they don’t do you a lot of good when they’re sitting in your desk drawer. This nifty wristband, made to look like one of those popular silicone bracelets, comes with a 16GB drive built right in. Keep your friends close, and your memory closer.
Do you dream of showing off your singing voice to the world, but are a little too modest? Get some practice in with this Youtube shower curtain. Calling itself “BathTub” (get it?), this curtain will get you prepared for your time in the spotlight.
It’s the snuggie for the outdoorsman! With this wearable sleeping bag, rated to 35 degrees F, the world is your bed. If you’re getting tired hiking the Appalacian Trail, just collapse and take a nap. It’s also great for folks that feel too confined in a regular sleeping bag.
There’s not too much you can normally say about sponges. These sponges, however, are a little different. They come packaged as dried out, compressed little wafers. Let them soak in water, and they grow to seven times their original size. Hot dog!
If you’ve got young children, you know there’s two things they’re crazy about: blowing bubbles, and going to rave parties. These black light-reactive bubbles will give kids a fun pastime as they’re waiting for the drop. Oh, those kids.
Let’s be honest: it’s not a walk in the park raising a baby. They cry for no reason, have no control over their bowels, and have a problem keeping food in their mouth and other things out. There is one advantage, though. They can’t talk, and you can mock them for it with shirts like this.
There’s key toppers for every type of sports team imaginable. Baseball, basketball, football, water polo, competitive indoor kiting – you name it. Show your support for the team of the living dead with these zombie key toppers. With 6 per pack, you’ll have your whole family shouting “Gooooooo braaaaains!”
Here’s something to give you a smile on an otherwise groggy morning. When cold, the own on the front of this mug is asleep. But once a hot beverage is added, he opens his eyes, and his friends come out of the tree he’s perched on. Finish your coffee, and he’s back to bed. But you won’t be.
You’re not gonna live very long or prosper very much if you keep getting third degree burns from your oven. Get your hands in this nifty Spock oven mitt. Made cotton and polyester, this out-of-this-world mitt will show off your Vulcan pride while keeping you from becoming a redshirt.
This may be the most unique bottled water out there. It’s fulvic-enhanced, whatever that means. It’s got electrolytes, which is a fancy word for dissolved salt. But who cares about all that? The water is black as night, and the bottle design is cool as heck!
You have to be a certain echelon of geek to wear a tie like this in public. A lot of nerdy things are trendy nowadays. Circuit boards are not one of them. By donning this tie, you’re telling the world “I have no time for lady parts, there’s science to do!”
These aren’t real fireflies; that would be difficult to ship, and a pretty temporary product. Rather, it’s a jar full of flickering LED “fireflies”, creating a mesmerizing glow. The jar is solar powered, and you can switch it to turn on either in the dark or when it’s shaken.
This is a must-have for beer afficionados. This device will not only pop open a cool brew for you, but it’ll store the bottle cap into its hopper for conveient dispoal later. It’s a nonconfrontational way to say “clean up your damn bottle caps!”
And in this corner, weighing in at over 5 pounds, with 6,200 calories of pure sugar, the gummy that ain’t so chummy, the World’s Largest Gummy Bear! This behemoth of a bear is the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears. You can almost sense the inevitable diabetes you’ll get from finishing one of these.
How in the world can earbuds become such a tangled mess in a backpack or pocket? They create knots that have never existed, with knotting capabilities that require scientists to rethink the laws of physics. These earbuds won’t give you that problem. When you’re done with them, just zip ’em up!
There’s been a lot of people that have died at the hands of Russian Roulette. The death toll would be a lot lower if people instead played with this water balloon version. One in six chances to get a face full of water, as opposed to lead. It’s a fun, family friendly twist on a horrible, lethal game.
How is it that animals seem so much funnier when they’re wearing clothes? Why don’t people look funny wearing clothes? Anyways, these clothes hangers come in a variety of animal shapes and sizes, and will keep you inexplicably entertained every morning.
This two-pack of fondue mugs are a great accompaniment to a romantic meal for two or a fun dinner party. Simply add a votive candle to the bottom of each mug, and you’ll be able to enjoy fondue-style treats in no time. Each person can have their own, or you can create a smörgåsbord to share.
Erase any conclusions you’ve drawn about socks. If you’re a writer or a bookworm, get the point across with these neat pencil socks. They’ll immediately sharpen your image, turning your feet into the most recognizable writing utensil. Puns are exhausting.
Did you know that in addition to being the substance Han Solo was frozen, carbonite is also the name of an explosive used in coal mining? Not the sort of thing you’d want to get confused. This cool iPhone case has the man who shot first dramatically frozen on the back.
It’s hard to reason through a real logical reason why you’d need this. Did you stumble into the bathroom, forgot to turn the light on, yet effortlessly connected to the toilet seat? Sounds pretty sketchy. But hey, it’s glow in the dark toilet paper. You don’t need a reason.
You like beer? You like Minecraft? Well, here you go. This officially licensed Minecraft pickaxe bottle opener is the perfect tool for the Minecraft geek. And as long as you take care of it, it’ll open more than 251 bottles before breaking.
Sure, it’s not a real wand. It can’t levitate your furniture. Instead of a Phoenix feather core, it’s got 2 AAA batteries. But you’ll look like anything but a muggle when you’re flicking through the boob tube with a wave of your wand.
This doohickey looks boring, but can bring the most malicious fun you can have for under twenty bucks. It generates a short, annoying beep every few minutes. On it is a magnet for hiding it in an inconspicuous location, and the battery lasts a month. It will drive people crazy, and is the ultimate prank machine.
Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t hide from me, I’m the ninjabread man! These cool cookie cutters have 3 distinct ninja shapes. But be warned: cookies shaped like this will disappear once you take your eyes off them.
Always be ready for a disaster. Keep handy bottled water, three days nonperishable food, a first aid kit, and a USB hand crank charger to play Angry Birds with. You family should have a meeting place, a communication plan, and an Angry Birds sharing schedule. Remember: a prepared family is a safe family.
Keep yourself in tip top shape for the big event AND your room neat and tidy with this punching bag laundry bag. Big enough to hold a heavyweight load of washing and tough enough to take a beating, this is the laundry bag every heavyweight fighter needs.
There’s some guests. You know the kind. You don’t mind them coming over, but after an hour or so, you’re sick of them. This reversible doormat epitomizes that experience. Is it inviting you in? Is it kicking you out? It all depends on your perspective.
Nobody likes cleaning. Everybody likes wearing slippers. What if you could clean your floors WHILE wearing slippers! Wouldn’t that just move the dust around instead of cleaning it, you ask? To that, I reply, “Shut up.”
Do you think they had sushi in the Star Wars universe? They had fish. Probably had rice. It seems like the sort of food a Jedi Knight would have eaten. They could have been sitting around, eating their Tatooine rolls with their little lightsaber chopsticks. It’s a nice thought.
There’s nothing more damning to get that coworker with a drinking problem than this tie. Disguised as a run-of-the-mill variety, this tie has a flask hidden inside, so he can get a swig of Jim Beam during the morning meeting. Hey, it’s his fault for not inviting you to his party.
Spectators always wonder about the guy on the Bluetooth headset. Is on a phone call, or is he just crazy? Well, there won’t be any doubt when you’re talking into your gloves. These nifty gloves have a microphone in the pinky finger and a speaker in the thumb, and sync with any Bluetooth-enabled phone.
There’s more of a reason than ever to play with your food when you’re eating off this plate. With a face reminiscent of the Wolly Willy magnetic face toy, this plate gives you a canvas to create your masterpiece portrait. Available in both a man’s and woman’s face.
Although delicious, corn can be a bit of a hassle. On the cob, it’s not the cleanest of foods to eat. And cutting all those kernels off the cob is a pain. Enter the Corn Kerneler. Simply push the corn through the center of this device, and all of the kernels will be sliced off and come out the end, ready to eat.
Enjoying your breakfast with Nintendo-themed nostalgia doesn’t have to be a pipe dream with this Mario Bros. pipe coffee mug. Also available are four Mario Bros-themed coasters for an additional $8. Also makes a great potter for piranha – or other – plants.
Arcades just don’t have the magic they used to. We have so much gaming power at home that we have no need to go elsewhere. Give yourself another reason to avoid the arcade with this awesome light switch. The joystick turns the lights on and off, and the red buttons create cool arcade sounds.
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! With this stylish nyan cat hoodie, you’ll look just like everyone’s favorite spacefaring, rainbow-trailing feline. Have yourself a poptart to complete the disguise. Nyan!
There’s that flying f@!% you couldn’t give all these years. This vulgar vehicle of vertical lift says what everybody else is thinking. It comes with the remote controller, and as a disclaimer, the real thing does NOT come blurred, in case that wasn’t obvious enough.
Do you find yourself in trees or on the sides of cliffs for multiple days at a time? Sure, we all do. This hanging tent is spacious enough for two people, and is constructed from a lightweight anodized aluminum and 210d nylon double ripstop material that is extremely durable and strong.
You have to appreciate the irony in making ice replicas of a ship that sank by hitting an iceberg, killing thousands of people and becoming a worldwide tragedy. This ice cube tray will make four floating icebergs and four ships that will capsize in your drink.
Need to hang a note up on the fridge? There’s an app for that. An app magnet, that is. This iPhone magnet set comes with 14 magnets, each looking like one of the app icons from the original iPhone. Great for die-hard Apple fans.
Tell your best friend you’ll always be their Player 2 with this pair of pixel heart friendship necklaces. Laser-cut from acrylic, the two half pieces connect together to form a full heart. Because sticking together is what good gamers do.
Get that shot of caffeine in the morning with this ceramic gun coffee mug. With a handle that is shaped like a handgun, this is one mug that’s bound to get your coworkers to stick ’em up. Too bad you can’t load some coffee beans to shoot.